Garrett is my little wild thing, which is why he probably loves this story so much...autobiography:)

On a side note, my goal is to keep a better record of funny things Garrett says, so here is the latest:
1. I'm telling a joke to my family, some political joke I heard the other day, right after the punch line Garrett turns to me and says "Mommy, that's not funny". I said (while holding uncontrollable laughter)Garrett that isn't very nice to say , he replied "It's just not funny for kids!"
2. Just today he came into the playroom, where I was checking my email and says nonchalantly:
"MMM, mommy"
Yes, Garrett
I made a mess
Where, in the backyard?
No in the house, sorry
Love the honesty! Turns out he dumped a container of bubbles on the table...thank goodness it wasn't peanut butter.
3. When Garrett passes gas, he says immediately afterward "excuse you Mr. Whale"
4. He calls Lemonade, "Yummy-ade"
5. Elevators are called "the up and down"






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